// Dear Barista //

Thanks for complimenting my hair. It made my day. If you knew the amount of verbal recognition I receive you would understand my appreciation. I wanted to tell you that I thought your hair was nice as well, and that even though I don’t like plugs, I would like them because they were a part of you. You were charming and your smile made me forget that I had trouble pronouncing the phrase English Breakfast Latte. Thanks for reminding me what it felt like to stutter at the sheer nervousness of being around someone so physically attractive and charismatic.

I will stalk you now.